Ken: What’s the deal, pointy hat? I was in middle of something.
Cho: The Tao insisted that you could use some aid. No need to thank me.
Ken: Thank you?? I didn’t ask for a damn intervention
Cho: Ah, well, apologies. Although…
Cho: You did not seem to be in a position to make it out of there alive.
You know, I've got no problem with that, but there's something you need to realize: Ken ships great with ANYONE. Ken/Ina, Ken/Yori, Ken/Maru, Ken/Matrix, Ken/Yukizane, think of the possibilities! The guy broods chemistry.
Cotta
Dude/Dudette, I gotta hand it to you, you're 100% right. I salute to you for opening my eyes to the wonderful world of Ken-ship(s), and hope for the brooding to continue.
YukoHoon
So... He's the official Ship Launcher of the comic?
Emily Petit
But wait... how did Cho and Ken even *get* into the middle of the woods?
Goat.Cheese@mail.bg
As per official D&D rules, monks gain increased movement speed, based on their level.
Goldenlion02
Cho is no ordinary monk. If there is a movement rule for Cho it would be specificly applicable only to him. *ahem* Cho gets a +20 to dex checks just by moving, also in the same round Cho has access to the spells "Dimension Door" and "Blink" up to 4 times per round. Moving out of combat does not cause Cho to suffer an attack of opportunity from any creature or character he was engaged with. Moving into combat Cho receives no negative modifiers but begins the combat round with "Spirit of the Hyper-Squirrel" and "Chuck Norris is My Alter-ego"*
*See Jake's Special (and not to mention limited) Nth Edition D&D Core Rule Set
Jerzy Redlarski
You forgot the +42 divine modifiers to all his checks when he says a Choism.
And there's also the recursive rule that Cho gets a +20 dex modifier every time he gets a dex modifier.
Some folk even believe that Cho defeated Pun-Pun with his witty sayings, although this is probably false, since there is no reason why Tao would lead Cho into a battle with the legendary Kobold. Except if they fought for a hot dog.
Commander Clash
Don't forget Cho gets a bonus when he attacks an enemy to inadvertantly his sit other enemies he is currently not only not engaged with, but is unaware are in the battle.
Commander Clash
That shoud read "hit six" rather that "his sit""
randompersonality
and Cho is *puts on sunglasses* over 9,000!
Hfar
It's Cho. Do you really need to ask?
Sylver
Wow! He realized and admitted he was actually losing that fight! Thats a huge step forward.
Flaming Squirrel
"I didn't ask for an intervention! If I wanted one, I'd join AA!" Which, admittedly, he probably needs...
sirteabag
And that's when Ken summoned the aid of all of his animal woodland friends through the majesty of song. Ken; Well I've gotta brand new pair of roller skates you got a brand new key!! I think that we should get together and try them out you see!!
